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Láncelot

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Este es el último ensayo final.
Láncelot

Súper

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Sabe Diossshhh, que quisshe, contigo shher felishhh...
Súper
Y dale con el "portugués"...

Disólver

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Para la convocatoria puedes hacer papelitos de papel.
Disolver
No, ¡qué vá! mejor papeles de metal.

Carrusel

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- Bueno, entonces que compren la cena las que están sin ropa...
Carrusel
Creo que quisiste decir "las que están sin el traje"

Láncelot

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Si nos demoramos más nos vamos a terminar
Láncelot

Carrusel

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Bueno, en el voluntariado ofrecíamos asesoria legal "telefónica por teléfono"...
Carrusel
¿¿Qué??

Chinchón

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Queremos agradecerles, a ustedes, público hermoso por su compañía en esta noche que nos alumbra.
Chinchón
Ya... la noche alumbra...

Chinchón

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- ¡Qué tal, estamos promocionando el "correo eléctrico" de Universia!
Chinchón
Suave... no vaya ser que se electrocuten al revisar los mails...

Súper

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Grashiash...
Súper
Según ella agradecía en portugués.

Súper

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Degustando el "Calientito" (trago típico de Huancayo):
Mmmm...!! El "Calientito" es caliente ¿no?
Súper
¡¡Ahh... por eso el nombre!!

Chinchón

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En Milán:
- Hey Chinchón, tú que sabes Italiano pregunta si el centro de la ciudad es peligroso.
- Disculpe señor, ¿el centro de la ciudad es peligroso?
Chinchón

Carrusel

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- ¿De dónde eran las chicas de la Tuna de Alicante?
Carrusel
¿¿¿De Alicante tal vez???

Láncelot

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Recuerdo cuando nos fuimos a Oxapanza...
Láncelot
¡Oxapampa!, ¡la ciudad se llamaba Oxapampa!

Chinchón

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Cantando "El Cuarto de Tula":
Ay pobrecita Tula... se apagó la vela y se incendió el cuarto...
Chinchón
¿Entonces cómo se incendio el cuarto?

Chinchón

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Mejor vamos primero por allá, como que cortamos camino...
¡Y así matamos un pájaro de dos tiros!
Chinchón
¡Buena idea!

Brújula

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- Dime, tú eres súper original, y quisiera saber, explícame... ¿cómo es que inventas las coreografías con el pandero?
- Inventándolas.
Brújula
Clara y concisa.

Carrusel

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Disolver no está, se fue de acampamiento  a la sierra de Lima.
Carrusel
¿acampamiento?

Chinchón

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¡Oye Carlos! ¡qué bien hablas el portugués!
Chinchón
Carlos es portugués.

Chinchón

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- ¿Cierto que en las Lomas de Lachay habían pumas?
- TODAVÍA HAY... yo vi unos gatitos plomos cuando fui.
Chinchón
De pumas... a gatitos...

Carrusel

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- En la presentación estábamos tan nerviosas que ni nos movíamos... parecíamos peones...
- Nooo, parecíamos piezas de ajedrez.
Carrusel

 

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