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Chichón en momentos que llamaba a la casa de la Pequeña (teléfono fijo)

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¡Estoy tan feliz!.. yo bendisco este matrimonio...
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¡Nos hemos juntado todas juntas!
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- ...Cuando me molesto se me nota una vena en la frente.
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¿Cistitis es eso que te da en la nariz no?

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Un momento que tengo que abrir la llave...
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¿No será, abrir la puerta?

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jaja... más falsa que una moneda de 0.20 céntimos!!...
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Las monedas de 0.20 céntimos sí existen...

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- ¿Tu celular es Nokia?
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Tenemos que llenar los vacios que no tenemos.

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- Rápido, ya son veinte para las cuatro!
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- A ver, una palabra que empiece con "I"...
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Para resumirlo en una sola palabra: SOMOS UNA TUNA EMBLEMATICA

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Oye no hables así que secretos en educación es de mala reunión!
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...Sólo nos queda agradecer que nos hayan tomado en cuenta para amenizar esta "bienvenida de shower"...
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Ah... me acuerdo que la pizza estaba cortada en rodajas...
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Pero hay que calcular porque gastaríamos en alimentación y comida.
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Dicen que vayemos a tocar...
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- ¡Novatas!... una palabra de 6 letras...
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